I’m so glad...
...that the Feds’ bailout last year of the banking industry was so successful.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds were able to eliminate all those “toxic” loans and fix the problems in the housing industry.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds are taking over the financial system in this country and making us all prosperous.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds have been able to spend money they don’t have and/or
stole from us so that we will all be rich and secure in our lives and
our retirements.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds are — by expanding “preschool” — slithering even
farther into the educational system that brainwashes all the children
of this nation into recognizing that the State is the answer to all our
problems.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds are continuing their absorption of the health care
industry — with more children and welfare recipients being covered by
the State — until everyone will have free medical care at no cost to
anyone and no one will ever have to worry about privacy issues or
finding one’s own physician or any of that sort of unpleasantness.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds have solved the black holes of ruin facing Medicare and that pinnacle of Ponzi schemes, Social Security.
I’m so glad...
...that the Feds will not cease to mushroom their War on Drugs or the
War on Guns or the War on Terror or the War on Afghanistan or the War
on Poverty or the War on Evil Corporations or the War on Greed or the
War on Green Deniers or the War on Discrimination or the War on Sexism
or the War on Racism or the War on Individuality or the War on
Selfishness or the War on Capitalism or the War on Freedom or any other
new Wars they can dream up, because, of course, War is always a
positive process with wonderful results for everyone.
I’m so glad. I’m so glad. I’m glad, I’m glad, I’m glad. I’m so glad, I’m so glad. I’m glad, I’m glad, I’m glad...
[With apologies to Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce of Cream fame...]
(from
Don't Get Me Started!, 1-30-09)
